Friday, December 23, 2011

Causses d'Argental. New Favorite.

But seriously. 
This stuff is silly good.
Dangerous tasty.
Maliciously edible. 
Made from pure raw sheep's milk in the Argental region of France.... here it is: Causses d'Argental.
Origin: Argental, France
Milk: Sheep, raw.
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3-5 months
Notes: Looks delicious, smells delicious, tastes delicious..... feels delicious..........
Thoughts: Notes of hay, bark, and meat combine in a Grand Unified Flavor that would make a physicist cry. But seriously, this stuff is awesome. Hints of fruit peak through an otherwise rich paste, which in its soft chewy paste has an almost chocolaty deliciousness. Roll it over your tongue, let it break down, let the milkiness carry you into another world of cheese enjoyment. Reasons I love French cheese: Causses d’Argental.   This cheese has a multi-stage minutes long flavor progression, it’s actually absurd. It bites, it makes up, it overwhelms with meaty saltiness, it turns nutty and tangy, it sates with sweetness and calms with casein. It is 5 cheeses in one, it is the something steady and the somefin’ somefin’, it is the cheese, the Käse, the formaggio, and the fromage. Also the kaas. It is at Cheese Importers and, not even just because I work there and honestly not with any kickback to this particular stout yeoman, you should go find it and buy it and devote a baguette to it. Maybe a song, light some candles to get the mood right, just really get to know this cheese. It is a beaut. 


This post is brought to you by post-finals ten hour cheese shift delirium. 
Not a bad delirium to have, actually.  

Friday, December 9, 2011

Dear Reader

I regret to inform you that this weekend's posts will be rescheduled to next weekend due to my lifelong pursuit of high education. In the absence of my usual cheese-related musings I give you an offering from the far more capable John Cleese.

Reason #140 why finals are lame: They preclude the blogging of cheese.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Sottocenere, Soottottottottottottottottottttttttooooooo Good!

I.... I don't know.

Hello dear reader.
To be totally honest I'm a little surprised that I haven't already posted about this cheese, as it is both decadent and delightful. Both enticing and exquisite. Both om and nom-worthy.
Some time ago I posted about a truffle cheese, Caciotta al Tartufo, and if any of you aspiring and accomplished cheese sleuths managed to track some down then I have good news for you. There is something ever better to tickle the tongue and overwhelm with umami; Sottocenere.

Made in the Veneto area of Italy, which is to say way up North for us lay-folk, it is a one-of-a-kind cheese. Using quality truffles and a solid paste to back them up, this cheese is a little slice of cheese indulgence. Alternatively it's a large slice of cheese indulgence, but then who's counting calories here anyways.
Origin: Veneto, Italy,
Milk: Cow, pasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: ~4 months
Notes: The rind is covered in the ash of cinnamon, licorice, nutmeg, cloves, and fennel, giving it an enticing texture as well as a complex and mysteriously dark sweetness.
Thoughts: This is one of those cheeses that you really don't need too much of to really enjoy. Get a small sliver and what you'll find is a taste both decadent and deliberately well balanced, bursting with flavor and yet not overbearing. The semi-soft paste gives way with a mere suggestion and melts even more easily on the tongue, every worthy bite a full and nuanced display of carefully pasteurized cow's milk. Let's see, there was something else hereOH! Truffles, yeah this cheese has some of those too. Like the shavings so nicely visible in yonder photo. For those of you following along at home, those are hand selected black truffles that are thinly sliced and mixed in with the curd before aging. It's like when you're eating a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie; the cookie itself is great and full of flavor and you really wouldn't complain too much if that was all there was BUT.... what was that?
Chocolate chip flavor explosion.
In all seriousness, though, the truffle slices are not just for decoration in this cheese, they take their flavor-enhancing duties very seriously and the dark savoriness is the perfect foil for the mild but full creaminess and airy sweetness of the cow's milk.

Trust me. I've eaten a lot of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in my day.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Nocetto di Capra, Because Italy Needs Goat Cheese Too

Ladies and Gents, today we have a quick post. Quick post. Here's the thing. This cheese addict is about to host a cheese party, which means signs, platings, and all host of other cheese-related busy work. But, thanks to my pre-New Year's New Year's resolution, I will keep the posts on time. No matter the cost. The cheese must flow. The Cheese Must Flow. 
Every nation has a goat cheese of some sort, but fresh goat cheese is not typically associated with Italy. They do have their own examples, though, such as today's Nocetto di Capra. Made in the Lombardy region of Italy from herd of Orobica goats, it is a bold entry into the goat category. But is it enough?
Origin: Lombardy, Italy
Milk: Goat, pasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3-5 weeks
Notes: Soft, snowy white rind.... edible.
Thoughts: Notes of sweet, cream, and decadence (that’s a note, right?) flood the palate within seconds of trying this Italian treat. The rind brings a more savory, earthy, and almost grassy feel to Nocetta, but on the whole it is a very mild cheese. Even in it’s sweetness it is almost aloof, even in its decadence almost reserved. Think a cheese can’t have human characteristics? I beg to differ. Floral notes add some variety to an otherwise one-dimensional flavor making for a decent if not outstanding cheese. The problem with fresh and young goat cheeses is that there are so many one really has to stand out to be noticed. Now I'm out of stance-related figures of speech.


Having trouble making your goat cheese stand out among the rest? This joke has no punchline! 

Monday, November 28, 2011

Ford Farm West Country Farmhouse Cheddar, tl:dr

That's "too long, didn't read" in internet-speak, just so's you know. This is the internet, after all.

As is so often the case, great pomp and circumstance comes with a name of that length (also it's English, they love them some pomp. Don't mind the circumstance, either). This is, according to the world body that governs cheese, UNCO, the original Cheddar. Perhaps not this particular brand, but this designation; West Country Farmhouse Cheddar.

Want to call your cheddar a West Country Farmhouse? Tough. You don't even live in England, do you? Well, maybe you do, but chances are you don't live in the particular bit of south-west England where, according to English Law, this Cheddar has to be made. You see, the French aren't the only ones who got wise to putting legal protection on cheese names. Only difference here is that, as is all too obvious with the proliferation of hack-rate cheddars the world over, only Roqeufort can be called Roquefort. Any old cheese can be called cheddar, which is where this West Country Farmhouse moniker comes into play. Want to have the baddest bragging rights in all of the Cheddar world? ("Yes!", cried the assembled masses), better move to England.
All joking aside this is a legendary cheese, but the caseophile must always be wary. No amount of hype can substitute for the old "try it and see for yourself" method.
Origin: England
Milk: Cow, pasteurized
Rennet: Vegetarian
Affinage: 12 months (alternatively one year, if they're feeling crazy)
Notes: Comes wrapped in an imposing black wax. Kind of a red flag, to be honest. It is also a handmade cheese, by order of law, and is made on the farm where the cows are milked (hence Farmhouse), also by order of law.
Thoughts: Surprisingly moist, one almost expects to taste the port or whiskey of the infused cheddars based on the soft texture of this cheese. Also odd considering it's age. The strong creaminess compliments the mild start of the flavor and the dry tang that develops towards the end. While this is certainly a tasty cheddar I've got to be honest, I need a second opinion. And by opinion I mean taste, a second brand. If I were to judge my entire West Country experience solely off of this one cheddar... well it's certainly not the best cheddar I've had. In fact I've had better Cheddars from Ireland. The USA even. Maybe the US will grant name controlled status to Beecher's Flagship one day. I doubt it, but the problem there is with the Man, not the cheese.


Big, dumb Man


Also, there is no UNCO. Only in my imagination.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Casatica, Not Just an On-Time Post

Get our your flying-pig nets, those ones that you have, because they're... well they're flying. The pigs, not the nets... shoot.
This on-time post is brought to you by the magic of Thanksgiving and having a week off of school. 
Also blogger-guilt. 

I'll just come out and say it, today's cheese blew me away. Wild stuff, let me tell you. The story here, stolen from the folks over at Cowgirl, is one that should excite any cheese lover. Brothers Alfio and Bruno Gritti took on their father's creamery with a big old herd of cows and have since moved to an all buffalo line. All buffalo, as in all rich/meaty/bold/creamy/fatty/delicious. Apparently they make 25 different kinds of buffalo milk Italian cheeses so..... only 24 more to go?
Oh, and today's is called Casatica.
Origin: Bergamo, Italy
Milk: Buffalo, pasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 4-5 weeks
Notes: Actually, these are the same folks to make the delicious Gran Blu di Bufala, a cheese I've tried and recorded but have yet to blog about... so many cheeses so little time!
Thoughts: If ever there was a surprising cheese, this is it. It looks unassuming enough, plain yellowish paste with some uneven eyes throughout, but one bite and your tastebuds are sent into shock. The smallest square of this cheese gives you the sensation of eating an entire meal, and a hearty one at that. The first course is bread, followed by and dipped in a rich mushroom soup. This cheese is so rich, thanks to that protein and fat strong buffalo milk, that you have to remember you’re eating cheese and not butter. Hints of salt bring out flavors of the local flora, and the final course is the meatiest steak you have ever had, garnished with garlic. This cheese doesn’t so much break down on the palate as it does blitzkrieg it’s way to your tastebuds and set up a forward command center. The rind… well it’s dry an bland and doesn’t add much, but the paste! The pâte! Milky and yet full bodied, bright in the back of the mouth while heavy on the tongue, this is something to be thankful for!


But seriously, I'll spend about 3 hours tonight updating my cheese records. Quick, pity the poor blogger.

Updated Cheese List!!!!

It's a Thanksgiving Miracle! The cheese list (which can be found by clicking on the ENJOY text on the right column) has been brought up to date. 213 cheeses and climbing, what a good thing! One of the new ones is the subject of today's post, so get eager!
-TFCA

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Salers, Similar to Cantal

What is Cantal? 
Oh, you've probably never heard of it.

Dear reader, cheese is not for the hipster. Not exclusively, at least. I mean... who knows.
Um.
Today we have a cheese that hails from France for a wee change. It is an unpasteurized gem that benefits from a rocky and volcanic homeland. That either means it tastes like grounded flights, cool sunsets, and weird floating stones, or mineraly, rich milky gold. 
Happy days it tastes like gold.
Origin: Auvergne, France
Milk: Cow, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 6-9 months
Notes: Made in the mountains and best eaten in the winter months, once it's been aged for a proper period. Save the dainty french chevres and complex Bries for the summer months, this is a hearty mountain man's cheese. Any heartier and it'd have a beard....
Maybe it really is hipster.
Thoughts: For such a firm paste it has a surprisingly smooth texture after the initial bite and hints immediately of a very meaty cheese. Salty and fruity notes play off of each other but the more notable flavor is the ever-so-slightly sour effect of the raw milk. There is a noted creaminess to both the texture and flavor but never so much as to overtake any other feature, more just carrying on and intensifying the already mentioned flavors. On the whole a hearty and satisfying cheese, rightly delicious.   


 Everyone should go to the Cheese Importers in Longmont and get their holiday orders in. Things are going to get pretty crazy, and you don't want to be caught with your pants down and out of cheese. As the classic saying goes.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

First Of All

This stout Yeoman would like to personally thank each and every one of you loyal interneters, extrabloggers, and webberseiters for still bothering to visit these dusty pages. If I had some valid excuse for not updating in the past two weeks I surely would have given a pseudo-update to that effect. So neglectful have I been that even apology mouse made an appearance. 

I'm sorry. 

That is not to say, however, that I have been away from the world of cheese for these past weeks. Far from it, I have been knee deep. Waist deep. Neck deep. Earlobe deep. Name a body part, I've probably been that deep in cheese. 

How is this, you ask? How does one man find his way into so much cheese? 
Intentionally. Also with the help of Groupon. Yeah yeah half price cheese heaven yeah. 

Not only have I sampled and documented some new cheeses, I have also had the supreme pleasure of attending my second cheese festival, this time held in Aurora, Colorado. By Aurora, I mean way deep off in the prarieland at the Arapahoe County Fairgrounds, more commonly home to cattle russtlin', sheep pennin' and other stereotypically western fare than fine artisan cheese exhibitions. That being said, it did the trick; this cheese festival was wild. I mean, I haven't had this much fun since I was abroad; it was just a warehouse full of people crazy about fine cheese, crackers, and wine. We need to have one of these in every major city, every month of the year. Really we need to have a more robust local food movement to provide the vendors for more of these events, but let's settle in our simplification for now. 

Upon driving out to the middle of nowhere (and by the way, on the corner of two streets whose names I forget there is a pair of very nice women selling home made cinnamon buns and coffee. I'm not much one for either, especially not at expensive cheese prices (you know, that standard price range), but they were pretty tasty. This is useless unless you frequent the Buckley Air Force Base area and are prone to a) getting lost and b) spontaneously buying roadside breakfasts, but while I have your attention I might as well ramble. Or something like that. I won't even close off that first parentheses. Just happened.

Cheese!

Cheese is why we're here. 
At this fairgrounds, inside the majestic halls, there were two main rooms. One was filled with a circuit of vendor stalls, offering samples as well as information, the other with workshops on cheese and other good stuff. I missed most of the workshops due to obsessive sampling, but I'm at peace with that. I ate a lot of cheese that day. The hall of cheese was also a hall of biscuits, wine, and other goodies, which meant that the whole booth circuit was pretty much a course in fine dining stuffs. After completing the hour or so tour the only workshop left was for soapmaking. Very good I'm sure, but non-edible, non-spreadable, and generally not the focus of this blogger's fancy. 

Let's not waste energy on what I didn't see, however, when what I did was something magical. Vendors from all over Colorado and coast to coast were there showing off their prime creations, making for a gastronomic joyride. It is truly a pleasure to find so many new cheeses and brands in one place and with samples of their finest wares literally set before you, and let me tell you, dear reader, that quality cheese is alive and well in the USA. Quite well, in fact. Not only that but, being a mature adult or something legally resembling one, I was able to purchase quality local wines to pair with my campaign of cheese. Not just wines, but there was some real quality biscuits there too, I mean super delicious like fig and almond delicious. Happy days, dear reader. Happy days. I could wish no greater cheese happiness for you than to attend such an event. 

For those of you living in the vicinty of Longmont Colorado, I have some great news: The Cheese Importers is now carrying a number of the outstanding cheeses on display and in the photos, and the rest should be available somewhere in CO at the very least. With that short, concise, and to-the-point-yea-the-spirit-of-brevity introduction, here is my photo-documentation of the Colorado Cheese Festival. 

The hall-o-cheese

 The good folks at Rocking W Farmstead Dairy were there and I had the absolute pleasure of being introduced to these two, the Farmers and the Portobello Leek Jack. I'm not usually not a fan of either styles but this is done so well I would happily feature it at a cheese party. Also; portobello and leek and cheese? Genius!
 The B
 Jumpin' Good Goat Dairy brought the whole family along to hawk their wares, and it's a good thing because there must have been 25 different kinds of cheese out on their u-shaped megatable. I couldn't quite give each one a due tasting so I focused on a couple, here are those pics!

Their Beuna Vista Bleu Cheese was something to behold, a serious curd that is naturally inocculated in their home-made aging caves. Why is the paste brown, I asked? Because that's what the cave does to it, came the answer. Well there you go. Silly question, silly answer. 

Seriously, these folks brought cheese on cheese. Their chipotle cheeses, again usually not my favorites by a long stretch, were tasty morsels to say the least. The old taste buds just got a little confused is all. 

The James Ranch Artisan Cheese booth only brought two cheeses to show off, but man were they good. I mean serious A-game material and prime proof that America has real original cheeses to bring to the table. Literally in this case.

The Mature Belford stole my heart pretty quickly and secured a spot among my favorites from the festival, rich and nutty, dark, complex, wit a well balanced errrething. So good. Wow. And such friendly employees, too!




I have already professed my undying love for Beecher's to a degree that borders on the obsessive, but here they just proved that even and old love can still be exciting and new. Their Flagship cheddar may be my go-to but the No Woman and the Marco Polo show that you can in fact put things like jerk spices and cracked pepper into cheese and end up with something that actually tastes better than it did before. So well balanced, perfectly displaying the featured flavor while also  respecting the cheese itself... well played Beecher's. Well played.



Caves of Faribaoult's flagship blue cheese, St. Pete's Select Blue was a mouthwatering delight, slightly smoky but creamy and rich, hot but not burning and spicy... pretty much everything you could ask from a blue cheese. I could just curl up in a kiddie pool of the stuff with a pound of crispy bacon and.... oh. People read this blog, I'm sorry. I'll clean it up. 

Crackers, those are clean! And delicious, talk about delicious! Daelias makes some of the singularly most worthy crackers I've ever come across, and believe you me brother/sister, I've eaten a lot of crackers in my day. Nothing quite like these, though, hoo-doggie.

What? More Faribault? Oh that's right, because Blogger's pic-placement system is rubbish and also because this cheese is deluxe. I mean top shelf. Look it up. Fini Cheddar. Nom hard.

All the way from Vermont (and called Vermont Farmstead) was this booth and their Alehouse Cheddar. Talk about cheddar overload, if there was such a thing as too much tasty it would be here.
 I'm not usually a fan of smoked cheese, and Scamorza has never really been an exception, but Fiscalini again proves it's worth with this their take on the classic Italian smoked mozz. Chewy, perfectly balanced smokiness, creamy, just a little salty, really a treat. That's probably why there's hardly any left in the picture. Cue early bird cheese metaphor.















Emmi Roth, a company that makes cheese both in the Old Country (Switzerland) and here in the good old US of A, brought some creamy goodness to the table with this buttermilk blue. Nothing like buttermilk to foil the heat of blue cheese mold, goes down smooth like butter.
Here (below) is the Cypress Grove booth. No, there were no new cheeses or surprise treats..... just the standard super delicious mind-blowing standard-setting epoch-defining cheeses. Ho hum.


 This is exciting, however, and let me tell you why. Sartori, in this stout Yeoman's opinon. Is one of the best cheesemakers to come out of the US. Period. They belong in any competition (and indeed they've won their fair share), on any fancy restaurant's cheese plate, at any respectable cheese party, and on any cheese lover's bucket list. Plus they have their own custom toothpicks, which I'm pretty sure are hand-hewn from timber salvaged from the Titanic. That. Epic. Also it's from Wisconsin... so I guess there's something to that whole Wisconsin Cheese thing. Go figure.
This is a lineup to salivate over. Each one a Gem.

On top of their Sarvecchio Parmesan, which actually defines top shelf as a designation, they have a Balsamic Bellavitano offering..... Oh my dear goodness so good. Go find it and see.

Then there is their Rosemary and Olive Oil Asiago. If you had told me before this event that such cheeses were possibly from within these borders... I'd have called you a liar liar pants on don'tyoujokeaboutcheesewithme.



 Fruition Farms, a company from right here in Colorado, brought some friendly faces and a few excellent sheep's milk cheeses to show off. Their Ricotta especially, was so fresh and so clean clean. Clean clean. Just a super pure representation of what sheep's milk can taste like. What more you could ask for I don't know.
Also, they have a brandy-dandy new cheese that we got to test-drive: Shepherd's halo. Brie-like, sheepy, light, airy, and full of flavor, pick up the first piece you find and savor it with friends. You will not be disappointed.  


At this point I need to point out that, even with this ridiculous wall of photos (congratulations on making it through, by the way), I did not cover every booth in this update. Nor did I even give each cheese/cheesemakers it's proper due. I can't stress enough how good these cheeses are, how good America's finest can do when they set about making a heavenly curd. Never let anyone tell you otherwise, we have a rich tradition here that is only on the up.  I will be reviewing as many of these cheeses as I can find in more detail in the coming months, but if you see any of them I could not recommend cheeses more highly. 
So.
Thank you for putting up with the wonky formatting, the late posts, and the super long read today.... You're all pretty great. 




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But Seriously.



Saturday, October 29, 2011

Ewephoria, See What They Did There?

There are some traditions as old as the hills. 
The Gouda masters of Holland are the keepers of some such traditions, and naturally they are the last word on Gouda production. This cheese is not one of those traditions.
Aimed pretty shamelessly at the export market, Ewephoria joins the ranks such as Soignon goat brie and Cambozola in letting flavor follow market demands. While those two cheeses are mediocre if forgettable Frankensteins (or Frankenstein's monsters, if you're a purist), Ewephoria is actually pretty good. You know, dear reader, how I protest against such prostitution of palate for profit, but here's one example that stumbles upon a decent idea and executes it brilliantly. 
Origin: Holland
Milk: Sheep, pasteurized
Rennet: Microbial
Affinage: 6-12 months
Notes: There are a few different ages available, but who are we kidding. Why go for mild and meh when you can have a Gouda that screams unintelligbly in Dutch at you. Doesn't that sound like more fun?
Thoughts: This adaptation on Gouda has a pleasant flavor that develops over the course of the taste. At first the cheese starts out with a mild nuttiness and a hint of sweetness, by the end the sweetness has developed into a rich and dark toffee/butterscotch note that breaks down perfectly on the palate. This sweetness is highlighted and contrasted by the natural oiliness of the sheep's milk, which makes for a complex but not overbearing overall taste. Not too creamy, but balanced, this is a great interpretation of the classic Gouda and well worth trying for any Gouda lover. 


What is fascinating is the contrast between the characteristics of sheep's milk from Spain and that from Holland. I mean, barely 1,000km apart and they could be two completely different animals, for example there is nothing olive-oily about this cheese, but you can practically taste it in a lot of the Spanish sheep's milk delicacies. Does no one else find this really exciting? Am I all alone in the universe?




Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Carreyroüs, Racer X

Sorry, that's kind of a reach/throw for anyone who might be familiar with speed racer. It's Racer X because I have pretty much no information on this guy aside from the bare bones. How's that for a disappointing intro? 
Origin: France. Deepest most mysterious France.
Milk: Sheep, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3-5 weeks
Notes: In the crottin style, mottled rind and stunning to look at. 
Thoughts: The soft rind gives way nicely to a smooth and perfectly moist sheep’s milk paste. The flavor begins nutty and creamy, building into a sweet and bold, full flavor with hints of grass, and a milkiness like you might find in a mozzarella. No real spice here despite the rind, just a solid example of a young sheep's milk cheese.The aftertaste is clean and leaves you wanting more.



For anyone in the Boulder/Denver area, there is a cheese festival in Aurora on the 5th. You should all be there. 

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Cabrales, The Boogey Man of Blue Cheese

It hides out in your closet, spooks young children, fills the stories of concerned grandparents, real deal boogey man stuff. 
Be afraid. Seriously, fear this cheese above all things. 
So vicious is this blue cheese that it can be tough to even find where the paste is among all the mold. Oh that mold. That fierce, fierce mold. 
Not only is it super extra moldy, it's from raw cow, goat, and sheep's milk. It has DOP status and may only be made in the northern spur of the Europa Peaks of eastern Asturias. Spur cheese, man. Spur cheese. 
Origin: Asturias, Spain
Milk: Cow, goat, and sheep, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3 months
Notes: Slow aged for 3 months in cold, oxygenated, humid caves. A farmstead, handmade cheese made in the high mountain pastures using good old Penicillium.
Thoughts: There seems to be a slight delay when eating this cheese, perhaps because the tastebuds are initially in too great a shock to even remember to fire those signals to the brain at all. This blue is beyond sharp, beyond spicy. The mold is so densely packed that there isn’t actually much paste left at all, literally a 2:1 ratio of mold to cheese. This can only mean one thing: hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands cause it’s burning up everybody out here. Really though this is a unique flavor among blue cheeses, the cheese sticks like gum and has a spicy burn that, though it’s a little one-dimensional, grows stronger and stronger with every second and well into the aftertaste. Literally a breath-takingly intense flavor.




The baddest blue cheese I've come across so far... definitely a must for those seeking blue cheese nirvana. Witty cheese comment or something.
 

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Campo de Montablan, More La Mancha Masticatibles

No.
This blog is not reaching you through 
THE CLOUD.
Still, I hope you can be satisfied with the usual slur of bad wordplay, flippant references, and snobbish cheese talk. If not.... then you probably never liked this blog in the first place. You're probably lost, adrift  on the endless interwaves, looking for an island of safety from which to launch your own Wilsonian adventure. Look no further, weary traveler, than these cheese-washed shores. 

There is in fact a cheese today, for those of you with the patience to bear with my wandering thought-dreams. It is a Spanish gem, reminiscent of a preiviously posted cheese; Iberico. Made from the mixed milks of goat, cow, and sheep, it promises to please. Perhaps not an earthshattering curd, but for those looking to collect a comprehensive understanding of the cheeses of the world (that's probably you if you're still reading, alternatively you just know me personally) it is a great addition.
Origin: La Mancha, Spain
Milk: Pasteurized goat, cow, and sheep
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 4-6 months
Notes: The rind is a little deceiving, sporting the same herringbone design as Manchego. Manchego it is not, as that's a sheep's milk only affair.
Thoughts: Admittedly, the similarities to Iberico are hard to miss. The same indescribable mix of milks plays off of, well, itself, to bring an excitingly unique flavor profile. Unique except for Iberico. Pseudo-unique (because that's definitely not an absolute term or anything, right guys?). Oily and grassy, as any self-respecting Spanish cheese ought to be, it is actually very good by itself. The rich savoriness alone makes this cheese well worth trying and hints of the sweet goat and cow's milk bring a measured complexity. Although it is a rather firm cheese the creaminess is certainly present to carry all of these flavor notes through strongly and, in this Cheese Addict's book, it has just as much right to a place on the cheese plate as any other (Iberico) cheese.












THE CLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD!!!!!!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Pyrenees, Still Loving that French Sheep Cheese

Floral sheep milk. This is the most important thing to know about these is contained in those three magical words. It's pretty much all you need to know. I'm going to go ahead and leave it there.
Origin: Basque Country, France
Milk: Sheep, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3 months
Notes: It's a good, honest, Basque country cheese, which means you can count on solid flavor and a subtle but worthwhile profile. 
Thoughts: The first impression of this cheese is the milky creaminess. It appears quickly and coats the entire palate, not abating until the bite is almost over. Along with this wave of milky goodness is a savory but not overpowering flavor of grassy sheep’s milk, and the typical bite of the raw milk is replaced by a depth and complexity of flavor that leaves a tangy and sweet aftertaste. 
Sorry this guy is pretty short, the Functioning Cheese Addict just got a new toy in the mail today and is stepping into the future even as he posts this. Who knows, the next post could come from..... THE CLOUD. 
Or at least I think that's how it works.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Quadrello di Bufala, Washed Rind Lovers Rejoice!

You know how you'll hear people sometimes say "if only they would cast [actor] in [role], he was made for it", or [if only [politician] had a chance of winning [office]", or perhaps more likely "if only [sports sports sports sports sports idon'tevenknow]"? Maybe you do know, but even if you don't bear with me. Anyone who has tried the delightful Taleggio knows just how good washed rind cheeses can be, but the more creative might have considered an even more decadent possibility; swapping that plain-jane cow's milk out for some buffalo milk. 
Well.
Someone went and did just that. Ladies and Gentlemongers; Quadrello di Bufala.
Origin: Italy, as in the Sunny Shores Of
Milk: Buffalo, pasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 1-2 months
Notes: Pretty much all you need to know is that buffalo milk has even more fats and proteins than sheep's milk and considerably more than cow's or goat's milk. That is pretty exciting from a flavor standpoint. 
Thoughts:
 Everything you could hope for when you hear the words “water buffalo” and “Tallegio” in the same sentence. The depth of flavor is instantly noticeable through the still young presence of the water buffalo milk. Every last fatty atom of this cheese cries out in an chorus of cheesy cheer, and that’s not even taking into account that it’s a washed rind. Whoever it was that wanted a meatier Tallegio must have been a genius because I could swap this out for ground beef in my next hamburger and probably never go back. The salt is perfectly balanced to draw forth the flavor and linger shortly before being overwhelmed by the sheer creaminess of this paste, and the overall effect is dark but sweet and salty, meaty but incredibly clean. I love cow’s milk Tallegio. I will always love cow’s milk Tallegio. I just may not be as in love with it as I am with this one.


The world needs more buffalo milk. I want a buffalo milk milkshake, buffalo ice cream, buffalo milk product cappuccino. Quick, someone call Starbucks. We'll call it a Bufala. 

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Pecorino Foglie de Noce, Italian for Delicious Cheese You Should Try

Everyone has heard of Pecorino this and Pecorino that, but where is a truly exciting Italian sheep's milk cheese when you need one? I know I'm always asking myself that question, as I'm sure you are as well. My usual go-to would be the fantastic Pecorino Ginepro, but there is a newcomer, a challenger, a rival. Actually this cheese is pretty oldschool, but in any case here you have it folks: Pecorino Foglie de Noce. It is a standard-aged Pecorino with the twist that it has been aged while wrapped in walnut leaves and rubbed down with olive oil. Yes, that is in fact an equation for delicious. 
Origin: Italy
Milk: Sheep, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 2-4 months
Notes: Just goes to show that a little olive oil rubbing goes a long way. 
Thoughts: A subtle but deep flavor characterizes this cheese, so reserved that it takes a decent chunk just to pick up on its finer notes. The usual pecorino saltiness is present but a nutty, almost smoky tone develops and carries the cheese. This must be thanks to that olive oil treatment, and it is something to relish. Devoid of practically any creaminess and aged to crumbly perfection, this one may be a little harder to love by itself but give it a chance in recipes or on a plate with some olives and you’ll be in for a treat.


Anyone out there know the name of that one song that starts with the bass line "ba-bum bum bum bum bum ba-ba-baba ba-bum bum bum bum bum ba-ba baba ba-bum bum".... bluesy song.... in pretty much every move/commercial since the dawn of time.... anyone? 

Montenebro, Also Known as Montenebraaaaaaaah

Actually the pronunciation is closer to MON-teh-NEY-bro, but when life hands you bro jokes you run with them. 
In a nutshell I have been a bad blogger and neglected whatever fans I actually have with two straight missed posts. Today you get three as a humble apology. I know, I know: Wildest dreams and all that.

I do so love goat cheese and am always looking for the next fix, so today's first cheese really caught my eye. Hanging out in the Spanish section of the store, alongside such champions as Capricho de Cabra, it had a lot to live up to from the start. Fortunately for me and now you all, Montenebro does not disappoint. 
Origin: Avila, Spain
Milk: Goat, pastuerized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 4 weeks
Notes: That lovely rind it has is a result of an inoculation of Penicillium Roqueforti. The flavor is not at all like that of a blue cheese, but the rind does show a little kick thanks to this creative touch.
Thoughts: A mature and sharp but still complex paste makes up the center of this lovely cheese, and even though it has serious presence for a goat cheese that doesn’t translate into an overly chalky texture. Somehow nutty as well as the usual sweet and tangy, this really is a treat. It is, however, a bite of the whole cheese, rind included, that betrays the true genius of this cheese. A substantial creamline gives a heavenly texture as well as even more kick and the Roqueforti rind tosses in both a pleasantly contrasting texture and an extra little zing at the end. Decadent could describe it; a brilliantly executed surface ripened goat cheese.


Truth be told I just recently bought and documented about five new cheeses, an exciting and overdue time at this Cheese Addicts house, so today you get some fresh off the presses. Not that that metaphor has any real meaning in this context.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Camembert de Normandie, This Just Got Real

Of course, if you live anywhere in Europe you can get real anytime, given the will to find a half decent cheeserie and cough up a few ducats. Honestly though, this was a glorious day for me; when I came across and bought a wheel of true blue Camembert de Normandie. I almost couldn't believe that such an unassuming little disk as it could really be all that Camembert should be, but I was a quick convert. Make no mistake, this is as far removed from your grocery store "camembert" as that stuff on top of your pizza is from Mozarella di Bufala. I have seen people convert to Camembert on the spot after trying it, and if you ever get the chance to try some you will certainly see why. 
Origin: Normandie, France
Milk: Cow, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 2-4 weeks
Notes: AOC controlled and carried in characteristic wooden boxes following an ancient tradition of.... wooden boxes. 
Thoughts: Smoother than silk, the paste of this cheese at room temperature is to die for. The flavor begins sweet and then builds up to a richly garlicky and mushroomy decadence. A note of spicy tang kicks in in the middle and works into a mild burn in the aftertaste thanks to help from the rind. The whole experience is incredibly savory while still having certain milky qualities to it and is so smooth from start to finish you just want to take a bite out of the disk and let it dissolve on the palate. 


Soon-to-be-graduated Functioning Cheese Addict is looking to open a Cheeserie/Breaderie/Winerie with motivated business associates and possibly a handful of generous backers. What could be so tough about mastering three ancient arts? 

Friday, September 30, 2011

Mariolles, Raw France France Raw Raw France

Named for an abbey deep in the Ardennes forest, surrounded by the mighty trees of Ardennes forest, imbued with the aroma of the Ardennes forest, aged in the shadow of the Ardennes forest, packaged in boxes made with the wood of the Ardennes forest, reminiscent of the flavor of the bark of the Ardennes forest, there is a cheese. 
This cheese has a name. 
That name is Mariolles. 
It is from the Ardennes forest. 
Origin: The Ardennes forest... France
Milk: Cow, unpasteurized
Rennet: Animal
Affinage: 3-4 weeks
Notes: Beer washed rind, 45% fat, ripened with herbs and brushed regularly to keep only that good red bacteria growing on the surface. It's got AOC status, too. So there you go. 
Thoughts: Every part of this cheese screams washed rind, from the goey-brie-like paste to the warning-orange-red rind to the savory and meaty flavor. A little sour, a little salty, in fact at first this cheese has a bold almost spicy flavor. For the bold at heart, though, there is a great reward. The rich flavor at the beginning warrants a taste by itself but it quickly drops off and reveals a mellow and intensely savory aftertaste, highlighted by a hint of fruit here and there. Thoroughly delicious and a prime example of why fortune favors the bold.



No hurt... no curd.....
No pain.... no Brillat Savarin?

Also:
You can't actually get the unpasteurized version of this cheese in the US... sorry.